Fred’s Corn-ier – May 2019

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  1.  I once worked for a company that made fire hydrants but you couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
  2. What does a dog and a phone have in common? They both have “collar” ID.
  3. How is a story with no ending like a broken pencil? There’s no point to it.
  4. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
  5. What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are weak days.
  6. I went to a warehouse to pickup my order and the dock worker said he would load the pallet on my truck for me. Ok, but do you have a pallet license?
  7. I tried to start my lawnmower but it had a dead battery. Now it’s a zero turn.
  8. If you live near a farm, be careful what you say. There’s a lot of ears around.