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Fred’s Corn-ier – June 2019

Freds Cornier - June 2019

Freds Cornier - June 2019

You might say… Acupuncture is a jab well done.

A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.

The definition of a will is a dead giveaway.


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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Frightening statistics
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. In other words, if your two closest friends are both OK, it must be you.

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