A man saw his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
“I’d like to be six again!” On the big day, he arose early, made her a bowl of Lucky Charms, then took her to Six Flags theme park. He put her on every ride in the park. Five hours later her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal and a chocolate shake. Finally, they wobbled home and she collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over and lovingly asked, “What was it like being six again??”
Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression changed, “I meant my dress size, you idiot.”
Image by Alexandr Ivanov