Question: How many hospital administrators does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 12: One to do it. One to chart it. Ten to write the policy and procedure.
Question: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 20: One primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.
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